He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life – right up to the night the boat sinks. After swimming until he’s exhausted, he finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies… Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four [...]

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin. If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot [...]

around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.  She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.   He was to telephone his mother and ask [...]

 A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m [...]

“Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a [...]

was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”  ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”   A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”  Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,  male and female,  and asked them to decide  for [...]

Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever [...]